Week 1: Birthdays (52 Project)
When you’re a kid every birthday seems so important. You’re excited to grow up. But once we turn 21, every following milestone birthday makes you die a little inside. “Yeah! I can’t wait to turn 40,”...
View ArticleWeek 2 and 3: Bittersweet (52 Project)
Week 2 I’ve been feeling kind of blue the last few weeks. The dreary weather we’ve been having certainly doesn’t help. Every time I go through a new phase in life I get a little depressed. I’m sad to...
View ArticleWeek 4: Lazy Sunday (52 Project)
I just spend the whole morning eating and buying food… to eat. I finally had a chance to use the blender I won from the arcade. I didn’t think to take a picture of my smoothie until after I drank it....
View ArticleWeek 5: Before it was cool (52 Project)
It can’t believe it feels like spring when it was just snowing yesterday. Crazy unpredictable East coast weather. I thought I’d take advantage of the nice warm weather it while it lasted. And just...
View ArticleToilet Paper Dispenser / Cover
If your house is anything like mine, objects will randomly disappear when you need it most. Now that I have this cold (or maybe it’s allergies, I can never tell), all the tissues in the house go...
View ArticleWeek 6: Spring Cleaning (52 Project)
Every once in a while the amount of crap in my room will pile up so high that I’ll finally feel the desire to get rid of it all. I’ll probably never fully get rid of my pack rat tendencies but I can...
View ArticleWeek 7 & 8: Magic Chalk (52 Project)
Week 7 When I first told my friends where I was interning, the first thing everyone said is, “HAPPY HOUR!” Of course, we’re all talk and we didn’t actually start going to happy hour until the last few...
View ArticleWeek 8 & 9 Deviled Eggs (52 Project)
Week 8 You know you’re getting old when you start going to potlucks and networking events. I can’t cook for my life, so when my “family” suggested a potluck as our monthly event, I completely blanked....
View ArticleWeek 10: Lost Bets (52 Project)
A few years back, my cousin was planning her wedding. All of the girls in the family would be bridesmaids. We spent countless Facebook messages and trips to David’s Bridal to coordinate the dresses. It...
View ArticleWeek 11: PIFA (52 Project)
Have I ever mentioned how much I love food? This stuffed french toast is incredible. It’s enormous, I couldn’t finish the whole thing. We then went to PIFA, a street festival with a bunch of fun cool...
View ArticleWeek 12: Birthday Picnic (52 Project)
Birthday picnics! What is this? Have you ever heard of it? Because I think it’s the best idea ever. It’s so simple. Invite friends to a park make them bring food and things to play with and that’s it....
View ArticleWeek 13: Mother’s Day
Mothers, they carried you around for 9 months and squeezed your giant head out of their nether regions. To make up for it, we dedicate this one day a year to celebrate them. I’m an awful daughter. I...
View ArticleWeek 14: Biffle Dates
By now you should know that I can’t cook. I literally had to google “how to boil eggs” for my deviled eggs disaster. But if there’s one thing I can make, it’s pasta. Cook pasta, pour sauce over it and...
View ArticleWeek 15: Cape Cod
There were talks of a family road trip for quite some time. We’d rent an RV and drive around maybe head down to Florida and DISNEY WORLD!!! Unfortunately, my family is way too big to be crammed into an...
View ArticleWeek 16 & 17: This is not a cop out
Week 16 But yeah it kind of is. I’ve been pretty busy because I’m oh-so-popular. Sike, it’s just classes and extracurricular stuff. Now that I actually have a position in the club, I have more...
View ArticleWeek 18: Poor Louie
All of my finals were on Friday so I thought I’d use the beginning of the week to get some chores done. Unfortunately for Louie, this was the week he lost his manhood. They say getting your pets fixed...
View ArticleWeek 19: Orange Boobs
Father’s Day is just not as hyped up as Mother’s Day; even the media cares more about mothers than fathers. My family went out to eat like we always do but we weren’t really celebrating the fathers we...
View ArticleWeek 20: Happy Birthday America!
I was having a cruddy week and wanted to wallow alone. Luckily for me, I have friends and family who care about me and refuse to let me throw myself a pity party. My cousin came over first thing in the...
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View ArticleBehind the Scenes
Ever look at something you’ve just created and hate it immediately? I call this little phenomenon “Designer’s Dilemma”. After looking at my previous portfolio for so long, I just found more things I...
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